A single mum from Brierly Hill goes into Social Security to register for child benefits.
\"How many children?\", she is asked.
\"10\".
\"10???\" says the SS officer. . .\"What are their names?\"
\"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne\"
\"Doesn\'t that get confusing?\"
\"Naah . . .\" says the Brierly Hill girl. \"It\'s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout \"WAAYNE, YER DINNER\'S READAYYY\"
or \"WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW\" and they all do it. . .\"
\"What if you want to speak to one individually?\" says the perturbed SS officer..
\"That\'s easy,\" says the single mum, \"I just use their surnames....\"
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